It's been so very long since I've blogged forgive me if I'm out of practice. My first piece after such a long hiatus will be a very short cautionary tale about taking photos of yourself peeing.He who will not be named has a running joke with a friend where they text each other completely obnoxious, bordering on obscene, photos of daily randomness. At one point in time he thought it would be funny to take a photo of a urinal he was using and text it over. So he did.
Later over beers as he was re-living the hilariousness of this joke he realized the photo had also captured a wee bit of his pee-pee.
So instead of texting his friend he sexted him and that my friends is why you should be very careful when taking pictures of urinals in which you may be peeing.