Neighbors

The other day I came home and my conspicuous consumer of a neighbor was hosing down his driveway. At this point you are probably going to double check the date of this post to confirm that yes, it is January and yes, there is a lot of snow on the ground. I can think of no reason for hosing down your driveway in the middle of winter other than to create a small skating rink for the neighborhood children. But having interacted with this neighbor 1 too many times, I think he'd be more inclined to spray the children. My only conclusion is that he was melting the snow off his driveway.