Someone, please tell me who in the hell dressed this guy, took his picture, and convinced the boss that it would bring in the customers? Nothing says "kick my ass" quite like yellow pants, coordinating purple gloves, and a sweater that belongs on the ugly holiday sweater rack at Macy's.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Thursday, January 1, 2009
...I'm maybe going to "buy a gate for our lane, or change our house numbers." Really? You just won $640k after taxes and you are going to hit the home improvement aisle at Lowes? People! You just won the lottery and you have a responsibility to inspire the rest of us to continue purchasing tickets! No one is going to check up on you to make sure you did what you said, so lie to us, THEN hit Home Depot! Here are some ideas: Buy an island and build your dream house Move to New Zealand & fly fish every river Raft the Amazon Confirm that the worlds top 10 beaches deserve to be on that list Start a foundation Get your dream car Traverse Tibet Spend a month in India Move to the South of France